my silent screams

i was looking a product that had chinese packaging, and so everything was in chinese except for the following bold text: “100% PE!”

last night’s soup: *gulp* this is sour. *gulp* is this sour? *gulp* i think it’s sour. *gulp* yes, it’s sour. cream of corn soup shouldn’t be sour. *gulp* i think sour means it’s spoiled. *gulp* it shouldn’t be spoiled, it’s only been sitting on the table for 24 hours. *gulp* it’s not that sour. *gulp* [...]

on this day, the fifth anniversary of our unholy union (half a decade!), it brings tiffany and me great joy in announcing that the end of the world is nigh. again. that’s right, we are expecting our second child, hereforth known affectionately as ‘demonchild, testosterone edition’ (it’s a boy), towards the middle of october. for [...]

when i sign off a work email, i usually use “regards” or “thanks.” on more than one occasion, i’ve had to correct myself.

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so we’ve been potty training ada for a while now, and at this stage since she can’t actually walk on her own, it’s more like we’re the ones being trained as we regularly stop what we’re doing to bring her to the potty. or so i thought.

recently i’ve developed a weird… development.

at an appearance together, daddy yankee endorsed mccain and mccain had high praise for the reggaeton singer.

in regards to the sandals… final answer:

i dunno if i should buy these sandals.

setting: it’s early morning and i’m driving tiff to her bus stop. the sunlight is glaring against the partially fogged-up windshield as i deftly maneuver around 3 city buses and a school bus. i play the role of tofu and tiff plays the role of tiff.

amazon’s post-order price guarantee is dead. i didn’t use it that often but it was always nice to know it was there.

i fell asleep while i was asleep.

i’ve been asked how a “mild migraine” differs from a regular headache. i actually wasn’t sure, so i looked it up in wikipedia.

it is suggested that migraine sufferers keep track of their migraines and the surrounding circumstances in an effort to figure out what their “trigger(s)” is (are). so that’s what this new category is for. i will try to include as many possible triggers that i can think of and hopefully a pattern will appear.

yahoo has a feature called address guard, which is basically a disposable email address that you can use to protect your real one. first you choose a base name, and then you can append hyphenated words after it. for example, if your base name was “pornaddict”, you can create addresses like “pornaddict-jennafan@yahoo.com” and “pornaddict-terafan@yahoo.com.” apparently [...]

i got an email ad from geico today for their “personal umbrella policy.”

oh yeah

i love it.

when asked if obama was ready to be president