Archive for June, 2006

he’s he-e-ere!

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

i was reviewing the bandwidth usage of my website, and i noticed something very interesting…

fish jokes

Monday, June 26th, 2006

my wife and i were at the lake, waiting for it to rain, and among the animals we saw was what looked like a huge goldfish.

a man, a plan, a canal: panama

Friday, June 23rd, 2006

i’m overloaded with work, so i’ll keep this one short. i remember one time in class (3rd grade?), i was chosen to read a passage about the panama canal.

pee part 2

Friday, June 16th, 2006

my earlier entry about pee reminded me about the time i was in junior high school (i think), and reading about urine in biology class.

it’sn’t a word!

Friday, June 16th, 2006

i don’t recall if i’ve blogged about it before (and i’m too lazy to search), but i once came up with the abbreviation of “it’sn’t” for “it is not.”

pee brain

Monday, June 12th, 2006

some stuff you might not have known (and might not have cared to know) about the color of your pee. http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/urine-color/AN00868 “Its natural yellow color is due to excretion of urochrome, a blood pigment.” the article has a list of colors and their possible medical and dietary causes. personally, i’d like to try to make [...]

well, that explains my migraines…

Monday, June 12th, 2006

“Migraines have been linked to sexual desire in new research that could improve understanding of the crippling headaches.”

think pink

Friday, June 9th, 2006

i remember a set of colored plastic mugs that we used to have when i was little.

reflections on predestination

Friday, June 9th, 2006

after talking to a friend about my non-religious pre-destination theory recently

dog sausages

Friday, June 9th, 2006

when i was in the 7th grade, i had a friend who was religious.

weddingbetting.com

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006

oh snap, a site to bet on how long marriages will last. if i find a picture of me and my wife, i’ll be a-comin’ fer you punks! weddingbetting.com

apocalyptic addendum

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006

in reference to my previous entry…

March 18, 2011

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006

does anyone know what’s happening on march 18, 2011?

mr poopypants

Friday, June 2nd, 2006

ok, i’ve written this entry numerous times now, and i keep erasing it, because i’m not sure how to approach it. i guess i’ll try to write straight through and just post it, so if it’s very rambly… ramblish? ramble-like? so if it seems like i’m rambling, it’s because i am.

big gulp

Friday, June 2nd, 2006

i tend to be a heavy drinker. not just alcohol, you punks.