i dunno if i should buy these sandals.
- it’s black, and black goes with everything.
- it’s less than $20, and cheap goes with my wallet.
- the bottom is shaped like a sneaker, which is good for when i’m running from the po po.
- the company name is “veggies”! so i can be all like, “yeah, the only place veggies belong are either in or on the ground; not all my plate.” ok, it sounded cleverer (more clever?) in my head.
- it’s got holes, which is useful for when i’m in a burt ward kinda mood.
- funky design = funky foot tan, though i’m hardly out enough to get a tan these days.
- i already have sandals (as beat-up as they may be)
- i can’t tell if they’re ugly. i’ve got no fashion sense.